You ready for this?

Aye, alright mateys, we got a lot of  planned for today, some major fixes, so hang on.
You've been following me this long so don't stop man or woman,
you've been wondering where I get my inspiration from?
Well there are going to be three posts about that.
you've been wondering why this isn't a joint effort?
Well hear my story.
you've been wondering of the news?
My view is forget the news.
Oh, and the three hundred will continue today.
on this site and other blogs due to capacity problems.
alright then, you ready for this?