lick, luck lick

Lick, luck lick
which icecream can you lick the
fastest girl?
the chocolate, the mint or the vanilla
or the caramel pecan rainbow surpise?

Oh,oh,your mother didn't teach you that
how many licks can you get in before
the icecream falls off the cone?
How long will your man stay by your side
for all the things you put on him! Him!
He's going to run away like all those other
guys! Why?! Why?! Why?

You are a freak and you got really bad luck
you got really bad luck oh yeah, really, really
bad mother fucking luck. Too many licks and he
gone away!!!

Haa! Haa! Send my regards to the garden
where you broke up with him
and he is running away cause all
his icecream is gone, he is just a little
Popsicle now.

Time is moving on and soon you'll be apart
of that crowd of old fucking cougars who think they
can fuck around! You take to much, you can never
eat icecream alright! Unless its in a cup?

Why am I in a cup?!