I know what I want for my birthday.

I figured since I cannot write romance, wouldn't it be good for someone to write it for me. Or rather this blog. A grand birthday gift would be for someone to write these stories for me.
Though many people will take this opportunity to steal and I got enemies all over the fucking place,
I probably won't. But if I was to ask for something for my birthday. I would be a series of three romantic stories.