How to live in America.

 Don't invest in women on Snapchat.

Check your surroundings.

Don't get into the wrong car or go to the wrong car; call your friend to see where they at. You may get shot.

Call your friend before going to the wrong house getting shot.

Stock up on clean abortion pills as they may be laced with crack with no CDC regulations but people still needing abortions in the future.

Don't use Twitter .