horrendous: Batmen in the green lure.
Dear Chairman of DC Comics,Man, I have finally posted my submission online.
This year we received some good submissions. But this one takes the cake as the worst.
Usually I would have sad we had some good and bad ones. But this one was so horrendously bad.
It was made of sin! Comic Sin! So much sin that all the other comics were "good-send" to this trash.
It tells the story of an apprentice to Batman who unlike Bruce is spoiled and all about himself and in short becomes similar to the joker if not similar already! The shame is.
The art sucks.
The coloring is strange and the batman costume changes so much!
Then this batman has a gun?! What?
When the hell does Batman have a gun, this is not that weak ass bitch; Batwoman.
Who I note is a lesbian,
And I dote on lesbians.
I hear the cry of my heart to the lesbians, but this is sinful!
It has non lesbians in this democratic political correct sugar age!
I never want to see such trash anymore.
But this story misses the ethos of batmanas it already makes a boring character even more boring than who they are.Rather its too dark. We have Poison Ivy it seems like as his partner in protecting the city. Next we have a red head for batman? Seriously, That's gay and not even lesbian like your lord and savior, BATWOMAN! She is such a lesbian!
Super indeed. Fantasies supreme.
This story highlights that we need more tooth fairies, dispel the fucking darkness, make the watchmen pay for being so damn dark and grunge and we need to find the connection between the watchmen and the dark events in the dc comics universe! And why! We'll have it called Rebirth! Like a woman coming out of the closet becoming a new person. We need to be new! Create a rebirth era! Yes!And why! We'll have batman. Investigate it all after this person barfed all over his character.
What a way to show these indies who is boss. Yes, white 50 year old bitches like us. Who still think that they are diverse when their own cast member on the justice league that is diverse is a mutilated person in some techno gear! An unshame really!
This is a victory.
Director of Workshop, Alvin Dooshoos.
Sincerely, I hate that guys blog, MK MZODERN.
Talking about he's going to change and rearrange!
LOL!
That above is not what I got in the mail. But what I wrote to signify the utter grips of desperate pandering to the past values and norms of storytelling these comic book companies who hold everyone back, stand up to.
And if you are pandering to change just because someone has a different idea about one of your stories and you become frightened. Well, it shows how literally weak you actually are in the fact that
you do not even realize reality. When you are afraid of someone with bright ideas and turn to move toward their ideals(other works and stories), you are just afraid of being killed off. Eventually, these legacy characters will run out of story or any meaning because no one will know why they actually were created or what their original story ideal was even meant to be. Sure, you can have these movies that hardly follow the story, but these media only dilute your works and stories and the characters theirselves. They turn the characters into what they were never created to be. You might read comics, but the general public only knows them as the people in costumes. Yet, that is what they will be, people in costumes. Colors in blur. Without reason nor purpose. By my own workings and my drafting, I have discovered this for myself. Yet, when you become too cocky with no one to settle you down, you will collapse under your own big head.
Sure, you read comics, but will people of the future read your comics to even know these characters?
Will there be a dc comics 1 million? Surely there will not ever be.
Because no story will last that long in one format.
Nor will anyone even care about those characters for that long, because cultures and the minds of people change over time. Two generations usually will think the same thoughts or thought patterns because the world is seen at two different perspectives, the past and the present. Past for the older and present for the newer.
But it is DC Comics who is forever in the past.
And will never reach the 21st century no matter how hard any old fart tries.
I enjoy your animated movies and shows however. The best united states animation even considering all the koreans and Japanese on your animation team.
But the metric of such some one in the past is forever flawed.
Because holding onto the past especially one full of hatred and uncultured tribes, should never be the result of the future. A future is not much where people keep on living in delusions of how the world used to be, instead of changing it for the better.
It all sucks the atmosphere. Of one where you try to offer advantage but only offer a cult rate entry and will not even let a good christian in.
So, here is the solution for it.
Discouraging support for dc comics no matter the cost.
No one should be sexually assaulted nor have to draw for boring comics in any sort.
#dc comics is mainly boring.
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