Closing off

So we come to close of this session-
don't worry-don't cry!
This is only a brief intersession
for a life of a writer who will
make his way! Hopefully this
will be his day! AYE!
Brief intersession:
News times-4am,6am,8am-12pm,4pm,8pm
Enjoy!( not very reliable but who cares!)
[this is the ultimate satire of news]